{"id":2647,"date":"2010-01-27T09:06:44","date_gmt":"2010-01-27T09:06:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/e-anjelik.sk\/?p=2647"},"modified":"2010-01-27T09:06:44","modified_gmt":"2010-01-27T09:06:44","slug":"vtip-o-stretavkach","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.e-anjelik.sk\/index.php\/2010\/01\/27\/vtip-o-stretavkach\/","title":{"rendered":"Vtip o stret\u00e1vkach"},"content":{"rendered":"

 T\u0159i studenti jednoho gymnázia se pravideln\u011b scházeli v\u017edy po desti letech  <\/span><\/p>\n

s úkolem zorganizovat pomaturitní p\u0159átelské setkání všech absolvent\u016f  
\nro\u010dníku.
\nA na \u010dem se dohodli?<\/p>\n

Po<\/st1:place> deseti letech:
\nP\u016fjdeme do hospody U t\u0159í ko\u0165átek. Servírky tam mají p\u011bkná prsa.<\/p>\n

Po<\/st1:place> dvaceti letech:
\nP\u016fjdeme do hospody U t\u0159í ko\u0165átek. \u010cepují tam výborné pivo.<\/p>\n

Po<\/st1:place> t\u0159iceti letech:
\nP\u016fjdeme do hospody U t\u0159í ko\u0165átek. Kdo bude chtít, dostane tam i dietní  
\nstravu.<\/p>\n

Po<\/st1:place> \u010dty\u0159iceti letech:
\nP\u016fjdeme do hospody U t\u0159í ko\u0165átek. Mají tam bezbariérový p\u0159ístup<\/p>\n

Po<\/st1:place> padesáti letech:
\nP\u016fjdeme do hospody U t\u0159í ko\u0165átek. Tam jsme ješt\u011b nebyli.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

 T\u0159i studenti jednoho gymnázia se pravideln\u011b scházeli v\u017edy po desti letech   s úkolem zorganizovat pomaturitní p\u0159átelské setkání všech absolvent\u016f   ro\u010dníku. A na \u010dem se dohodli? Po deseti letech: P\u016fjdeme do hospody U t\u0159í ko\u0165átek. Servírky tam mají p\u011bkná prsa. Po dvaceti letech: P\u016fjdeme do hospody U t\u0159í ko\u0165átek. \u010cepují tam výborné pivo. Po t\u0159iceti letech: P\u016fjdeme … \u010c\u00edta\u0165 viac<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2647","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-adventna-modlitba"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.e-anjelik.sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2647","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.e-anjelik.sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.e-anjelik.sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.e-anjelik.sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.e-anjelik.sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2647"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.e-anjelik.sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2647\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.e-anjelik.sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2647"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.e-anjelik.sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2647"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.e-anjelik.sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2647"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}