{"id":2700,"date":"2010-03-02T13:10:27","date_gmt":"2010-03-02T13:10:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/e-anjelik.sk\/?p=2700"},"modified":"2025-07-17T13:59:38","modified_gmt":"2025-07-17T11:59:38","slug":"poezia-zeny-na-materskej","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.e-anjelik.sk\/index.php\/2010\/03\/02\/poezia-zeny-na-materskej\/","title":{"rendered":"Po\u00e9zia \u017eeny na materskej"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Na materskej tret\u00edm rokom\u00a0<br>c\u00edtim sa by\u0165 u\u017e otrokom.\u00a0<br>Ka\u017ed\u00e9 r\u00e1no pripraven\u00e1,\u00a0<br>\u017ee ma \u010dak\u00e1 d\u00e1ka zmena,\u00a0<br>ale ve\u010der s hr\u00f4zou zist\u00edm,\u00a0<br>\u017ee to bol de\u0148 zas ten ist\u00fd:\u00a0<br>Plienky, hra\u010dky, ka\u0161i\u010dky\u00a0<br>a dve zlat\u00e9 deti\u010dky.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Star\u0161\u00ed o pol \u0161iestej vst\u00e1va,\u00a0<br>py\u017eamko si dole d\u00e1va.\u00a0<br>Do pr\u00e1ce sa s tatom stroj\u00ed,\u00a0<br>ten sa toho pr\u00e1vom boj\u00ed:\u00a0<br>&#8222;Nem\u00f4\u017ee\u0161 \u00eds\u0165 so mnou zlatko,\u00a0<br>ve\u013ea roboty m\u00e1 tatko.\u00a0<br>Mami\u010dka m\u00e1 \u010dasu more,\u00a0<br>pozri sa, u\u017e vstala hore!&#8220;\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ja strapat\u00e1, pomal\u00e1,\u00a0<br>no\u010dn\u00fa som zas \u0165ahala,\u00a0<br>lebo mal\u00fd nechcel spa\u0165,\u00a0<br>iba cic\u00edk cum\u013eova\u0165.\u00a0<br>Man\u017eel zdrh\u00e1: &#8222;L\u00e1ska idem.\u00a0<br>Navar nie\u010do, hladn\u00fd pr\u00eddem!&#8220;\u00a0<br>Tak bez seba od radosti,\u00a0<br>za\u010dnem plni\u0165 povinnosti.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>V ruke no\u010dn\u00edk, v druhej plienka:\u00a0<br>&#8222;Pozri, v kni\u017eo\u010dke je lienka!\u00a0<br>Chv\u00ed\u013eu si tu \u010d\u00edtaj, se\u010f,\u00a0<br>mal\u00e9ho prebal\u00edm hne\u010f.&#8220;\u00a0<br>Tv\u00e1r umyt\u00e1, z\u00fabky \u010dist\u00e9,\u00a0<br>musia nie\u010do papa\u0165 iste.\u00a0<br>Smerujem ich do kuchyne,\u00a0<br>cestou otv\u00e1raj\u00fa skrine.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u0160aty, \u0161perky, knihy, spreje,\u00a0<br>zrazu ni\u010d na mieste nie je.\u00a0<br>Dve stoli\u010dky, podbradn\u00edky,\u00a0<br>k tomu svorn\u00fd krik velik\u00fd.\u00a0<br>Jeden nechce ka\u0161u jes\u0165,\u00a0<br>pritom reve o 106,\u00a0<br>druh\u00e9mu sa \u0161unky m\u00e1li\u00a0<br>a \u010daj\u00edk vraj stra\u0161ne p\u00e1li.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Po ra\u0148ajk\u00e1ch hr\u00f4za \u010dist\u00e1,\u00a0<br>na vych\u00e1dzku oboch chyst\u00e1m.\u00a0<br>Obliekaciu vojnu zvediem\u00a0<br>a ke\u010f ich u\u017e pred dom vediem,\u00a0<br>pri malom mi nos vykr\u00fati,\u00a0<br>nervovo sa takmer zr\u00fatim,\u00a0<br>c\u00edtim to aj cez pan\u010duchy,\u00a0<br>pos&#8230; sa a\u017e pod pazuchy!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Druh\u00fd pokus upoten\u00e1,\u00a0<br>zvl\u00e1dnem ako super\u017eena,\u00a0<br>&#8222;Kam ich dneska zobra\u0165?&#8220; h\u00fatam.\u00a0<br>&#8222;U\u017e viem, k rieke pri ka\u010di\u010dky,\u00a0<br>to je ten raj pre deti\u010dky!&#8220;\u00a0<br>Ubieha n\u00e1m r\u00fdchlo cesta,\u00a0<br>na seda\u010dk\u00e1ch divo vre\u0161tia.\u00a0<br>O hra\u010dku sa na\u0165ahuj\u00fa,\u00a0<br>zvy\u0161n\u00fdch dvesto ignoruj\u00fa.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>V parku je to \u010dist\u00fd des,\u00a0<br>holub, ka\u010dka, ma\u010dka, pes &#8211;\u00a0<br>na v\u0161etk\u00fdch sa s chu\u0165ou chyst\u00e1\u00a0<br>m\u00f4j dvojro\u010dn\u00fd terorista.\u00a0<br>Nem\u00f4\u017eem ho spusti\u0165 z o\u010d\u00ed,\u00a0<br>do jazera by hne\u010f sko\u010dil.\u00a0<br>Z ko\u010d\u00edka sa rev oz\u00fdva,\u00a0<br>cel\u00fd park sa na n\u00e1s d\u00edva.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mal\u00fd mi chce zvestova\u0165,\u00a0<br>\u017ee ho mus\u00edm pestova\u0165.\u00a0<br>\u0165ah\u00e1m ta\u0161ku,ko\u010d\u00edk tla\u010d\u00edm.\u00a0<br>Na star\u0161ieho pritom vrieskam,\u00a0<br>nech nespadne na preliezkach.\u00a0<br>Ke\u010f lavi\u010dku vo\u013en\u00fa zbad\u00e1m,\u00a0<br>od \u00fanavy na \u0148u pad\u00e1m.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A pre moje deti\u010dky,\u00a0<br>vy\u0165ahujem \u010daj\u00ed\u010dky,\u00a0<br>mandar\u00ednky, keks\u00edky,\u00a0<br>ve\u010f maj\u00fa hlad velik\u00fd.\u00a0<br>Po desiatich min\u00fatach,\u00a0<br>dogebren\u00ed s\u00fa a\u017e strach.\u00a0<br>Tak ozn\u00e1mim: &#8222;Moji mil\u00ed,\u00a0<br>v\u00fdlet sa ku koncu ch\u00fdli.&#8220;\u00a0<br>Cestou domov &#8211; rados\u0165 ve\u013ek\u00e1,\u00a0<br>zaspia obe stra\u0161idielka.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Do postie\u013eok ich vyklop\u00edm,\u00a0<br>vare\u0161ky sa s chu\u0165ou chop\u00edm.\u00a0<br>A pre blaho rodiny,\u00a0<br>var\u00edm zo dve hodiny.\u00a0<br>Priebe\u017ene periem a su\u0161\u00edm,\u00a0<br>uprata\u0165 nestihnem, tu\u0161\u00edm.\u00a0<br>A h\u013ea &#8211; u\u017e s\u00fa krpci hore,\u00a0<br>mus\u00edm sa ma\u0165 na pozore,\u00a0<br>v\u00fdtr\u017enosti toti\u017e mno\u017eia,\u00a0<br>sn\u00e1\u010f len po\u017eiar nezalo\u017eia.\u00a0<br>Vo dver\u00e1ch sa man\u017eel zjav\u00ed:\u00a0<br>&#8222;Hotov\u00fd som&#8220; smutne vrav\u00ed.\u00a0<br>&#8222;Daj mi nie\u010do na ve\u010deru,\u00a0<br>to bol zas de\u0148, nam\u00f4jveru!&#8220;\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>K\u00fdm pap\u00e1 ja k\u0155mim deti,\u00a0<br>um\u00fdvam riad, zh\u0155\u0148am smeti.\u00a0<br>Pos\u0165a\u017eova\u0165 sa mu sna\u017e\u00edm,\u00a0<br>\u017ee po chv\u00ed\u013eke k\u013eudu ba\u017e\u00edm.\u00a0<br>Ch\u00e1pavo mi hlavou k\u00fdva,\u00a0<br>do nov\u00edn sa pritom d\u00edva.\u00a0<br>Vytrat\u00ed sa nen\u00e1padne,\u00a0<br>na m\u0148a \u010fal\u0161ia \u0161ichta padne.\u00a0<br>\u017de mal pr\u00e1cu, mus\u00edm ch\u00e1pa\u0165,\u00a0<br>po\u010dujem ho z gau\u010da chr\u00e1pa\u0165.\u00a0<br>Chalanov do vane s\u00farim,\u00a0<br>&#8222;Zas nestihnem seri\u00e1l!&#8220; z\u00farim.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mydla, \u0161amp\u00f3nu sa str\u00e1nia,\u00a0<br>do postele sa \u00eds\u0165 br\u00e1nia.\u00a0<br>V py\u017eam\u00e1ch (m\u00e1m rados\u0165 ve\u013ek\u00fa)\u00a0<br>chc\u00fa sa hra\u0165 a kuka\u0165 telku.\u00a0<br>O polnoci, chvalabohu\u00a0<br>nevidno u\u017e ani nohu.\u00a0<br>Hore je len mami\u010dka\u00a0<br>a kamo\u0161ka \u017eehli\u010dka.\u00a0<br>O pol druhej zbit\u00e1 l\u00edham,\u00a0<br>vlasy si zmy\u0165 zas nest\u00edham.\u00a0<br>Sn\u00edva sa mi kr\u00e1sny sen,\u00a0<br>\u017ee m\u00e1m zajtra vo\u013en\u00fd de\u0148.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Na materskej tret\u00edm rokom\u00a0c\u00edtim sa by\u0165 u\u017e otrokom.\u00a0Ka\u017ed\u00e9 r\u00e1no pripraven\u00e1,\u00a0\u017ee ma \u010dak\u00e1 d\u00e1ka zmena,\u00a0ale ve\u010der s hr\u00f4zou zist\u00edm,\u00a0\u017ee to bol de\u0148 zas ten ist\u00fd:\u00a0Plienky, hra\u010dky, ka\u0161i\u010dky\u00a0a dve zlat\u00e9 deti\u010dky.\u00a0 Star\u0161\u00ed o pol \u0161iestej vst\u00e1va,\u00a0py\u017eamko si dole d\u00e1va.\u00a0Do pr\u00e1ce sa s tatom stroj\u00ed,\u00a0ten sa toho pr\u00e1vom boj\u00ed:\u00a0&#8222;Nem\u00f4\u017ee\u0161 \u00eds\u0165 so mnou zlatko,\u00a0ve\u013ea roboty m\u00e1 tatko.\u00a0Mami\u010dka m\u00e1 \u010dasu &#8230; 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