Na svete s\u00fa dva druhy \u013eud\u00ed.
Jedni sa r\u00e1no prebudia a\u00a0povedia: Dobr\u00e9 r\u00e1no, Bo\u017ee!\u201c
T\u00ed druh\u00ed povedia: \u201cDobr\u00fd Bo\u017ee, r\u00e1no!\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Babi\u010dka sed\u00ed na pl\u00e1\u017ei, kde sa jej vn\u00fa\u010dik v klob\u00fa\u010diku hr\u00e1 s vedierkom a lopatkou.
\nZrazu sa objav\u00ed ve\u013ek\u00e1 vlna a vezme vn\u00fa\u010dika so sebou. Babi\u010dka padne na kolen\u00e1 a za\u010dne sa modli\u0165:
\n-\u00d3, Bo\u017ee, pros\u00edm, vr\u00e1\u0165 mi m\u00f4jho vn\u00fa\u010dika, je to tak\u00e9 nevinn\u00e9 stvorenie!
\nAko z\u00e1zrakom sa pri\u017eenie druh\u00e1 vlna a zanech\u00e1 vn\u00fa\u010dika presne na rovnakom mieste aj s vedierkom a lopatkou. Babi\u010dka obr\u00e1ti o\u010di k nebu, rozhod\u00ed rukami a povie nahnevane:
\n-Mal klob\u00fa\u010dik…!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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-P\u00e1n doktor, ako dopadla moja oper\u00e1cia?
\n-Ale ja nie som doktor, ja som sv\u00e4t\u00fd Peter!
\n—<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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