{"id":28805,"date":"2015-08-03T17:52:45","date_gmt":"2015-08-03T15:52:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.evanjelik.sk\/?p=28805"},"modified":"2025-09-12T16:44:44","modified_gmt":"2025-09-12T14:44:44","slug":"o-kazni-spanku-v-kostole-a-tehle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.e-anjelik.sk\/index.php\/2015\/08\/03\/o-kazni-spanku-v-kostole-a-tehle\/","title":{"rendered":"O k\u00e1zni, sp\u00e1nku v kostole a tehle"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Na\u0161a agent\u00fara na letn\u00e9 \u010d\u00edtanie pripravila nasledovn\u00fd rozhovor s renomovan\u00fdm kazate\u013eom na\u0161ej cirkvi na t\u00e9mu:&nbsp; K\u00e1ze\u0148, sp\u00e1nok v kostole a tehla.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ot\u00e1zka \u010d.1:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cP\u00e1n far\u00e1r, hovor\u00ed sa, \u017ee k\u00e1zne dne\u0161n\u00fdch kazate\u013eov temer nikto nepo\u010d\u00fava. S\u00favis\u00ed to so v\u0161eobecnou infl\u00e1ciou slov, alebo s in\u00fdmi pr\u00ed\u010dinami? K\u00e1zne zov\u0161edneli nato\u013eko, \u017ee posluch\u00e1\u010di nevedia, o \u010dom nede\u013en\u00e1 k\u00e1ze\u0148 vlastne bola. Pripom\u00edna to mu\u017ea, ktor\u00e9ho man\u017eelka po dlh\u0161om \u010dase vystrnadila v nede\u013eu do kostola a ke\u010f sa vr\u00e1til, op\u00fdtala sa: &#8211; O \u010dom p\u00e1n far\u00e1r k\u00e1zal? &#8211; O P\u00e1nu Bohu! &#8211;&nbsp; No dobre, ale o \u010dom e\u0161te? &#8211; O hriechu. &#8211; A \u010do hovoril konkr\u00e9tne? &#8211; Bol proti!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nezd\u00e1 sa v\u00e1m, \u017ee kazatelia \u013eud\u00ed viac usp\u00e1vaj\u00fa ako zob\u00fadzaj\u00fa a burcuj\u00fa?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Odpove\u010f br.far\u00e1ra: <i>\u201c Zd\u00e1\u201d!&nbsp;<\/i><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ot\u00e1zka \u010d.2.:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cNie je chyba aj v posluch\u00e1\u010doch, ktor\u00ed zabudli na apo\u0161tolsk\u00fa v\u00fdzvu: \u201dKa\u017ed\u00fd \u010dlovek, nech je r\u00fdchly, ke\u010f treba hovori\u0165 a pomal\u00fd k po\u010d\u00favaniu\u201d.\u00a0 &#8211; Ke\u010f\u017ee ani nepl\u00e1nuj\u00fa by\u0165 \u010dinite\u013emi slova, nie s\u00fa preto ani dobr\u00ed posluch\u00e1\u010di\u201d?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Odpove\u010f br.far\u00e1ra: <i>\u201cM\u00f4\u017ee by\u0165\u201d!<\/i><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ot\u00e1zka \u010d.3:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cJe na pr\u00ed\u010dine viac forma k\u00e1zne, alebo sk\u00f4r form\u00e1lny pr\u00edstup k Bo\u017eiemu slovu? Nepripom\u00edna to aj v\u00e1m ist\u00e9ho p\u00e1na ministra, ktor\u00fd prijal na audienciu skupinu \u00faspe\u0161n\u00fdch horolezcov a form\u00e1lne vypo\u010dul spr\u00e1vu o ich v\u00fdstupe. Zablaho\u017eelal im a potom im pod\u00e1val ruku. Ka\u017ed\u00fd sa predstavil a on v\u017edy povedal: Te\u0161\u00ed ma! &#8211; Jeden furt\u00e1k mu pri pod\u00e1van\u00ed ruky povedal: Zomrela mi babi\u010dka!- P\u00e1n minister op\u00e4\u0165 povedal: Te\u0161\u00ed ma! &#8211;\u00a0 Nie je to neraz tak aj v kostole, \u017ee p\u00e1n far\u00e1r pekne k\u00e1\u017ee, ale posluch\u00e1\u010dov ani nenapadne, \u017ee by to malo by\u0165 slovo (Bo\u017eie), ktor\u00e9 by mali prij\u00edma\u0165 pozorne a v\u00e1\u017ene?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Odpove\u010f br.far\u00e1ra: <i>\u201cNu\u017e, mali by! \u201c<\/i><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ot\u00e1zka \u010d.4:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cMnoh\u00ed kazatelia si k\u00e1zne p\u00ed\u0161u, ale potom s\u00fa \u010ditatelia. In\u00ed si k\u00e1zne nep\u00ed\u0161u, ale tvoria a\u017e na kancli. K\u00e1\u017eu pekne, ale nikto, \u010dasto ani oni sami nevedia, \u010do bolo to v nich pekn\u00e9 a dobr\u00e9. Nie je \u0161koda, ak potom dobr\u00e1 kaze\u0148 len tak ulet\u00ed a in\u00ed sa z nej nepou\u010dia?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Odpove\u010f br.far\u00e1ra: <i>\u201cAsi je\u201d.<\/i><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ot\u00e1zka \u010d.5:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cAzda by bolo najlep\u0161ie k\u00e1zne p\u00edsa\u0165, potom sa ich u\u010di\u0165 naspam\u00e4\u0165 a a\u017e n\u00e1sledne k\u00e1za\u0165?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Odpove\u010f:&nbsp; <i>\u201cF\u00ed ha!\u201d (\u00fasmev)<\/i><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ot\u00e1zka \u010d.6:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cNezd\u00e1 sa v\u00e1m, \u017ee s\u00fa dne\u0161n\u00e9 k\u00e1zne pr\u00edli\u0161 dlh\u00e9 a pam\u00e4\u0165 s\u00fa\u010dasn\u00fdm posluch\u00e1\u010dom u\u017e nesl\u00fa\u017ei tak ako kedysi? Neplat\u00ed aj ok\u00e1z\u0148ach: Dlh\u00e9 re\u010di- kr\u00e1tke klob\u00e1sy?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Odove\u010f br. far\u00e1ra: \u201c<em>Nu\u017e, klob\u00e1sky m\u00e1m aj ja rad\u0161ej dlh\u0161ie.<\/em>&#8222;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ot\u00e1zka \u010d.7:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cA \u010d\u00edm by mali k\u00e1zne naplnen\u00e9? &#8211; Toti\u017e, \u010do by mali obsahova\u0165 predov\u0161etk\u00fdm: slovo z\u00e1kona a \u010di evanjelia? A v\u00f4bec, je v tom nejak\u00fd rozdiel? A nemali by sa viac pou\u017e\u00edva\u0165 napr\u00edklad: svedectv\u00e1?\u00a0Alebo pr\u00edklady zo \u017eivota, ale nie tak\u00e9 dos\u0165 \u010dast\u00e9:\u00a0jeden nem\u00fd \u010dlovek hovoril, \u010do hluch\u00fd po\u010dul, \u017ee slep\u00fd videl !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Odpove\u010f:&nbsp;<i> \u201cNu\u017e, ako vrav\u00edte\u201d!<\/i><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ot\u00e1zka \u010d, 8:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201c\u013dudia, najm\u00e4 star\u0161\u00ed, pri k\u00e1zni \u010dasto spia. Navy\u0161e, teraz s\u00fa hor\u00fa\u010davy aj v kostole a to je \u00fanavn\u00e9. \u010co m\u00e1 kazate\u013e robi\u0165, ak po\u010das k\u00e1zne \u013eudia spia? M\u00e1 ich zobudi\u0165?\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Odpove\u010f: <i>\u201cUr\u010dite\u201d.<\/i><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ot\u00e1zka \u010d.9:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cAle ako to urobi\u0165?\u00a0Hovori\u0165 hlasnej\u0161ie? Alebo naopak tich\u0161ie? Rozpr\u00e1va\u0165 vtipy? Zakri\u010da\u0165 ob\u010das: Haleluja!? Existuje \u00fadajne jedno \u010darovn\u00e9 slov\u00ed\u010dko, ktor\u00e9 ich v\u017edy zobud\u00ed. Pozn\u00e1te tak\u00e9 slovo?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Odpove\u010f br.far\u00e1ra:\u00a0<i> &#8222;Amen!<\/i>&#8222;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ot\u00e1zka \u010d.10:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cZobudenie posluch\u00e1\u010dov je teda pomerne \u013eahko rie\u0161ite\u013en\u00e9. Ale ako dok\u00e1za\u0165 to, aby posluch\u00e1\u010di v\u00f4bec nezaspali? \u010co poviete na met\u00f3du ist\u00e9ho kazate\u013ea, ktor\u00fd to vyrie\u0161il tak, \u017ee na kazate\u013enicu vyniesol\u00a0 &#8211; tehlu! Jednu oby\u010dajn\u00fa tehlu. Nikto nezaspal! V\u0161etci sledovali, \u010do bude s tou tehlou robi\u0165. A viete \u010do urobil? Ni\u010d. Ale aj\u00a0tak nikto nezaspal, lebo nechcel prespa\u0165 okamih, ke\u010f kazate\u013e tehlu pou\u017eije. Do konca k\u00e1zne sa s\u00edce ni\u010d mimoriadne neudialo. Ale tehla na kancli ostala. O t\u00fd\u017ede\u0148 sa situ\u00e1cia opakovala &#8211; a nikto nespal, lebo nechcel prep\u00e1s\u0165 ten jedine\u010dn\u00fd okamih: \u010do s tehlou urob\u00ed. Iste ju nepriniesol len tak. To sa opakovalo t\u00fd\u017ede\u0148 \u010do t\u00fd\u017ede\u0148, z nedele na nede\u013eu a tak bol probl\u00e9m vyrie\u0161en\u00fd. Nikto u\u017e nespal a nedriemal. Nem\u00e1te aj vy tehlu na kazate\u013enici?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Odpove\u010f: <i>\u201cZatia\u013e nie, ale\u2026<\/i>\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Za odpovede \u010fakuje: ag.tbc.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Na\u0161a agent\u00fara na letn\u00e9 \u010d\u00edtanie pripravila nasledovn\u00fd rozhovor s renomovan\u00fdm kazate\u013eom na\u0161ej cirkvi na t\u00e9mu:&nbsp; K\u00e1ze\u0148, sp\u00e1nok v kostole a tehla. Ot\u00e1zka \u010d.1: \u201cP\u00e1n far\u00e1r, hovor\u00ed sa, \u017ee k\u00e1zne dne\u0161n\u00fdch kazate\u013eov temer nikto nepo\u010d\u00fava. S\u00favis\u00ed to so v\u0161eobecnou infl\u00e1ciou slov, alebo s in\u00fdmi pr\u00ed\u010dinami? K\u00e1zne zov\u0161edneli nato\u013eko, \u017ee posluch\u00e1\u010di nevedia, o \u010dom nede\u013en\u00e1 k\u00e1ze\u0148 vlastne &#8230; <a title=\"O k\u00e1zni, sp\u00e1nku v kostole a tehle\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.e-anjelik.sk\/index.php\/2015\/08\/03\/o-kazni-spanku-v-kostole-a-tehle\/\" aria-label=\"Pre\u010d\u00edtajte si viac o O k\u00e1zni, sp\u00e1nku v kostole a tehle\">\u010c\u00edta\u0165 viac<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28805","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-adventna-modlitba"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.e-anjelik.sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28805","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.e-anjelik.sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.e-anjelik.sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.e-anjelik.sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.e-anjelik.sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28805"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.e-anjelik.sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28805\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":38395,"href":"https:\/\/www.e-anjelik.sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28805\/revisions\/38395"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.e-anjelik.sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28805"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.e-anjelik.sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28805"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.e-anjelik.sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28805"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}