{"id":31446,"date":"2017-08-25T11:26:42","date_gmt":"2017-08-25T09:26:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/e-anjelik.sk\/?p=31446"},"modified":"2017-08-25T11:26:42","modified_gmt":"2017-08-25T09:26:42","slug":"umyte-prasa-do-kaluze-blata-alebo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.e-anjelik.sk\/index.php\/2017\/08\/25\/umyte-prasa-do-kaluze-blata-alebo\/","title":{"rendered":"Umyt\u00e9 prasa do kalu\u017ee blata, alebo&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cUmyt\u00e9 prasa do kalu\u017ee blata\u201d &#8211; alebo b\u00farka v no\u010dn\u00edku<\/p>\n<p>B\u00farka v no\u010dn\u00edku (nespisovne: v \u0161erbli) bola hlu\u010dn\u00e1, ale okrem smradu, ktor\u00fd sa \u0161\u00edri z koali\u010dn\u00e9ho zlepenca, ni\u010d mimoriadne, ani ne\u010dakan\u00e9 a najm\u00e4 z\u00e1sadn\u00e9 sa nestalo. P\u00e1n Danko je aj na\u010falej z\u00e1sadov\u00fd.\u00a0Z\u00e1kladn\u00e1 z\u00e1sada, ktorej sa dr\u017e\u00ed je: kto si \u010do bezo\u010divo ukradne, toho to je a nikoho do toho ni\u010d nie je, ani premi\u00e9ra Fica. Ak je aj plukovn\u00edkom, ale len vo svojej vlastnej dru\u017eine. Tie\u017e sa ho p\u00e1n Andrej nep\u00fdta, ko\u013eko a ako zohnal vlastnou hlavou koruniek, ani \u010di pil, \u010di nepil Coca Colu, ani ako to bolo s Po\u010diatkom na jachte. \u010co bolo bolo, terazky je Andrej kapit\u00e1n a veli\u0165 svojmu na v\u0161etko odhodlan\u00e9mu hoch\u0161taplerovi bude s\u00e1m. ( \u010eakujem v\u00e1m. Nebolo toho ve\u013ea, ale aj tak \u010fakujem v\u0161etk\u00fdm.\u00a0 A u\u010dite\u013eom zv\u00fd\u0161im platy o 6 % \u010do nevidie\u0165, tak musia by\u0165 ticho. \u010eakujem v\u00e1m. A od\u00eddem kedy ja chcem! \u010eakujem v\u00e1m v\u0161etk\u00fdm, \u010do dr\u017e\u00edte pusu a krok). Ak ho chce predseda vl\u00e1dy vymeni\u0165, oznamuje kapit\u00e1n Danko, dobre, ale nov\u00fd nebude inak\u0161\u00ed a zvy\u0161n\u00fa robotu dokon\u010d\u00ed pod\u013ea p\u00f4vodn\u00e9ho pl\u00e1nu.<\/p>\n<p>Tak\u017ee: \u017eiadne man\u00e9vre, ani rozpad zle-penca nebude. Chv\u00ed\u013eu to trvalo, ale nakoniec pochopil, \u017ee v opoz\u00edci\u00ed sa kradn\u00fa\u0165 ned\u00e1 a ob\u013e\u00faben\u00e9 moralizovanie tie\u017e nem\u00e1 t\u00fa v\u00e1hu, ako ke\u010f je vo vl\u00e1de. Toto je tak\u00e1 ist\u00e1 b\u00farka, ako t\u00e1 na s\u00fade, kde sa po rokoch nominanti J.Slotu a\u017e po rokoch dostali, ako keby sme nemali gener\u00e1lneho prokur\u00e1tora. Ak aj m\u00e1me, nie je n\u00e1\u0161, ale len \u201cspolu\u017eiakov\u201d a preto tu sa ni\u010d z\u00e1sadn\u00e9 neudeje. Pre t\u00fa srandu, sk\u00faste sa rozpam\u00e4ta\u0165, kedy naposledy na\u0161e s\u00fady ods\u00fadidili ve\u013ekozlodejov.\u00a0Ak bezbo\u017en\u00edci spreneverili skuto\u010dn\u00fd bal\u00edk, d\u00e1 sa v\u017edy dohodn\u00fa\u0165. Ak policajti chytia niekoho na dru\u017estevenej kukurici, tomu sa to prir\u00e1ta a v priemere z toho bude exempl\u00e1rny trest.<\/p>\n<p>P\u00e1n Bug\u00e1r v tom m\u00e1 jasno od za\u010diatku. Ak sa bud\u00fa stava\u0165 cesty, bud\u00fa aj tunely. Ke\u010f\u017ee za dlh\u00e9 roky ke\u010f bol v opoz\u00edcii bol nau\u010den\u00fd na skromn\u00e9 pr\u00edjmy, teraj\u0161ie pr\u00edjmi mu u\u017e bohato sta\u010dia, len to treba dotiahn\u00fa\u0165 do konca\u2026<\/p>\n<p>T\u00e1to b\u00farka v no\u010dn\u00edku zanech\u00e1va okrem smradu aj nieko\u013eko ve\u013emi smutn\u00fdch poh\u013eadov na rozt\u00e1paj\u00facich sa demokratick\u00fdch snehuliakov: <b>\u0160ebeja<\/b>, Petra <b>Kres\u00e1ka<\/b>, a Luciu <b>\u017dit\u0148ansk\u00fa <\/b>(a \u010fal\u0161\u00edch), ktor\u00e1 u\u017e reprezentuje \u201cspravodlivos\u0165\u201d a la Kali\u0148\u00e1k a Packa.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Pou\u010denie:<\/p>\n<p><i>Nevstupuj na chodn\u00edk bezbo\u017en\u00fdch<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>a nekr\u00e1\u010daj po ceste zl\u00fdch.<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Nev\u0161\u00edmaj si jej, necho\u010f po nej,<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>vyhni sa jej a ob\u00ed\u010f ju!\u00a0<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Ve\u010f nem\u00f4\u017eu spa\u0165, ak neurobia zlo,<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>s\u00fa okradnut\u00ed o sp\u00e1nok,<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>ak neprived\u00fa niekoho ku p\u00e1du,<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>preto\u017ee jedia chlieb bezbo\u017enosti<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>a pij\u00fa v\u00edno n\u00e1silia.\u201d<\/i> <b>Pr\u00edslovia 4, 14- 18<\/b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cUmyt\u00e9 prasa do kalu\u017ee blata\u201d &#8211; alebo b\u00farka v no\u010dn\u00edku B\u00farka v no\u010dn\u00edku (nespisovne: v \u0161erbli) bola hlu\u010dn\u00e1, ale okrem smradu, ktor\u00fd sa \u0161\u00edri z koali\u010dn\u00e9ho zlepenca, ni\u010d mimoriadne, ani ne\u010dakan\u00e9 a najm\u00e4 z\u00e1sadn\u00e9 sa nestalo. P\u00e1n Danko je aj na\u010falej z\u00e1sadov\u00fd.\u00a0Z\u00e1kladn\u00e1 z\u00e1sada, ktorej sa dr\u017e\u00ed je: kto si \u010do bezo\u010divo ukradne, toho to je &#8230; <a title=\"Umyt\u00e9 prasa do kalu\u017ee blata, alebo&#8230;\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.e-anjelik.sk\/index.php\/2017\/08\/25\/umyte-prasa-do-kaluze-blata-alebo\/\" aria-label=\"Pre\u010d\u00edtajte si viac o Umyt\u00e9 prasa do kalu\u017ee blata, alebo&#8230;\">\u010c\u00edta\u0165 viac<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[94,178],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-31446","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politika","category-satanizmus"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.e-anjelik.sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31446","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.e-anjelik.sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.e-anjelik.sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.e-anjelik.sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.e-anjelik.sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=31446"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.e-anjelik.sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31446\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":31447,"href":"https:\/\/www.e-anjelik.sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31446\/revisions\/31447"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.e-anjelik.sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=31446"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.e-anjelik.sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=31446"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.e-anjelik.sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=31446"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}