Statný štyridsiatnik príde k lekárovi na konzultáciu.<\/p>\n
-Ko\u013eko cigariet denne faj\u010díte? – spýta sa lekár.<\/p>\n
-Asi štyridsa\u0165 denne.<\/p>\n
-Tak to musíte zní\u017ei\u0165 na polovicu! A ko\u013eko vína denne vypijete?<\/p>\n
-V priemere dva litre.<\/p>\n
-To tie\u017e musíte zní\u017ei\u0165 na polovicu. A ako je to u vás s jedlom?<\/p>\n
-Jem trikrát denne, aj to ve\u013emi striedmo.<\/p>\n
-Tak to by bolo v poriadku. A ešte posledná otázka: <\/p>\n
Ako \u010dasto sa milujete?<\/p>\n
-Asi trikrát za mesiac.<\/p>\n
-No, to je vo vašom veku dos\u0165 málo, budete musie\u0165 prida\u0165!<\/p>\n
-Ale , pán doktor, na katolíckeho farára z malej farnosti je to a\u017e-a\u017e!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Statný štyridsiatnik príde k lekárovi na konzultáciu. -Ko\u013eko cigariet denne faj\u010díte? – spýta sa lekár. -Asi štyridsa\u0165 denne. -Tak to musíte zní\u017ei\u0165 na polovicu! A ko\u013eko vína denne vypijete? -V priemere dva litre. -To tie\u017e musíte zní\u017ei\u0165 na polovicu. A ako je to u vás s jedlom? -Jem trikrát denne, aj to ve\u013emi striedmo. -Tak … \u010c\u00edta\u0165 viac<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[161],"tags":[260],"class_list":["post-3221","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-vtipy-a-zabava","tag-cirkev-a-spolocnost"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.e-anjelik.sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3221","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.e-anjelik.sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.e-anjelik.sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.e-anjelik.sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/8"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.e-anjelik.sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3221"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.e-anjelik.sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3221\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.e-anjelik.sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3221"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.e-anjelik.sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3221"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.e-anjelik.sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3221"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}