{"id":3329,"date":"2011-01-22T13:00:29","date_gmt":"2011-01-22T13:00:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/e-anjelik.sk\/?p=3329"},"modified":"2011-01-22T13:00:29","modified_gmt":"2011-01-22T13:00:29","slug":"humor-spod-kazatelnice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.e-anjelik.sk\/index.php\/2011\/01\/22\/humor-spod-kazatelnice\/","title":{"rendered":"Humor spod kazate\u013enice"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>&nbsp;VIVIT s.r.o. Ke\u017emarok &#8211;<\/strong> &nbsp;s&uacute;kromn&eacute; evanjelick&eacute; vydavate\u013estvo &nbsp;Mikul&aacute;&scaron;a Lipt&aacute;ka sa tie\u017e nedalo &nbsp;zahanbi\u0165 a v r.2OOO,&nbsp;s&uacute;be\u017ene, alebo mo\u017eno e&scaron;te sk&ocirc;r ako<strong> POL&Aacute;RKA<\/strong>, vydalo mil&uacute; zbierku vtipov &nbsp;a vesel&yacute;ch pr&iacute;hod z cirkevn&eacute;ho \u017eivota s n&aacute;zvom:&nbsp;<strong>Humor spod kazate\u013enice.<\/strong> Autor je <strong>J&aacute;n Bun\u010d&aacute;k s<\/strong><strong>t<\/strong>.z Bratislavy. Ve\u013emi cenn&eacute; na tomto po\u010dine je to, \u017ee autor ho nap&iacute;sal vo v&aacute;\u017enej nemoci, v opatere svojej &nbsp;man\u017eelky Evy. S&aacute;m o tom nap&iacute;sal:&quot;<em>T&uacute;to skromn&uacute; publik&aacute;ciu &nbsp;venujem svojej drahej man\u017eelke za jej l&aacute;sku a trpezlivos\u0165, s ktorou ma opatruje &nbsp;po\u010das mojej choroby<\/em>&quot; . Tak tomu sa hovor&iacute;, &nbsp;\u017eiv&eacute; kres\u0165anstvo&#8230;Klob&uacute;k dolu! Kni\u017eo\u010dku zostavil spolu so svoj&iacute;m synom &nbsp;J&aacute;nom Bun\u010d&aacute;kom ml., evanj.far&aacute;rom. Stoj&iacute; za pov&scaron;imnutie nieko\u013eko my&scaron;lienok z &uacute;vodu:&quot;<em>Kres\u0165an je \u010dlovek ako ka\u017ed&yacute; in&yacute;. Citlivo reaguje na v&scaron;etky \u017eivotn&eacute; situ&aacute;cie. M&aacute; \u010das na pla\u010d i smiech, na horekovanie i rados\u0165.(Kazate\u013e 3,4) Nech&yacute;ba mu zmysel pre humor, satiru \u010di sebareflexiu&quot;.<\/em> S t&yacute;m sa do naozaj s&uacute;hlasi\u0165. Ak by sa niekomu zdalo, \u017ee niektor&eacute; vtipy po desiatich a viac rokoch musia ma\u0165 &quot;poriadnu bradu&quot;, tak si sk&uacute;sme zop&aacute;r pre\u010d&iacute;ta\u0165: &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; -P&aacute;n Boh je chor&yacute;?- p&yacute;ta a mal&yacute; Jo\u017eko mamy.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; -Pre\u010do sa p&yacute;ta&scaron;?- \u010duduje sa matka.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; -Preto\u017ee v novin&aacute;ch p&iacute;&scaron;u, \u017ee P&aacute;n Boh pozval k sebe doktora Kov&aacute;\u010da.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&#8211; P&aacute;n Lipa zomiera. Z posledn&yacute;ch s&iacute;l &scaron;epk&aacute; man\u017eelke_<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&#8211; Pros&iacute;m \u0165a, zavolaj k\u0148aza, ktor&yacute; n&aacute;s sob&aacute;&scaron;il.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&#8211; Ale pre\u010do, drah&yacute;?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &#8211; Chcem mu odpusti\u0165.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &#8211; Na ktorejsi cirkevnej sl&aacute;vnosti sme boli pri organe viacer&iacute; kantori na \u010dele s Ing.le\u0148a\u0148om.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; P&aacute;n far&aacute;r Juraj Hol\u010d&iacute;k n&aacute;m vtedy na z&aacute;ver \u010fakoval t&yacute;mito slovami:<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &#8211; <strong>\u010eakujem na&scaron;&iacute;m Bo\u017e&iacute;m koh&uacute;tom za ich kantorsk&uacute; slu\u017ebu!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Za mil&uacute; zbierku &nbsp;\u010fakujeme aj my. &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;tbc<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;VIVIT s.r.o. Ke\u017emarok &#8211; &nbsp;s&uacute;kromn&eacute; evanjelick&eacute; vydavate\u013estvo &nbsp;Mikul&aacute;&scaron;a Lipt&aacute;ka sa tie\u017e nedalo &nbsp;zahanbi\u0165 a v r.2OOO,&nbsp;s&uacute;be\u017ene, alebo mo\u017eno e&scaron;te sk&ocirc;r ako POL&Aacute;RKA, vydalo mil&uacute; zbierku vtipov &nbsp;a vesel&yacute;ch pr&iacute;hod z cirkevn&eacute;ho \u017eivota s n&aacute;zvom:&nbsp;Humor spod kazate\u013enice. Autor je J&aacute;n Bun\u010d&aacute;k st.z Bratislavy. Ve\u013emi cenn&eacute; na tomto po\u010dine je to, \u017ee autor ho nap&iacute;sal vo v&aacute;\u017enej &#8230; <a title=\"Humor spod kazate\u013enice\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.e-anjelik.sk\/index.php\/2011\/01\/22\/humor-spod-kazatelnice\/\" aria-label=\"Pre\u010d\u00edtajte si viac o Humor spod kazate\u013enice\">\u010c\u00edta\u0165 viac<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[148],"tags":[317],"class_list":["post-3329","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-recenzie","tag-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.e-anjelik.sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3329","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.e-anjelik.sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.e-anjelik.sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.e-anjelik.sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/8"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.e-anjelik.sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3329"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.e-anjelik.sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3329\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.e-anjelik.sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3329"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.e-anjelik.sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3329"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.e-anjelik.sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3329"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}