… a Boh pokryl zem \u0161pen\u00e1tom, brokolicou, \u0161al\u00e1tom, zelenou, \u017eltou i \u010dervenou zeleninou ka\u017ed\u00e9ho druhu, aby mu\u017e a \u017eena dlho v zdrav\u00ed \u017eili.
\nA Satan stvoril Algidu, Cart d or a Milku. A sp\u00fdtal sa: „E\u0161te p\u00e1r \u010dere\u0161ni\u010diek a orie\u0161kov na zmrzlinu?“ I odvetil mu\u017e „\u00c1no pros\u00edm“ a \u017eena pridala „Pre m\u0148a pros\u00edm e\u0161te tepl\u00e9 wafle so \u0161\u013eaha\u010dkou.“ A pribrali po p\u00e4\u0165 k\u00edl.
\nA Boh stvoril n\u00edzkotu\u010dn\u00fd jogurt, aby si \u017eena zachovala kr\u00e1snu postavu, ktor\u00fa mu\u017e tak miloval.
\nA Satan priniesol bielu m\u00faku a cukor z repy a skombinoval ich.
\nA \u017eena zmenila konfek\u010dn\u00fa ve\u013ekos\u0165 z 36 na 46.
\nI povedal teda Boh: „Vysk\u00fa\u0161ajte predsa m\u00f4j \u010derstv\u00fd \u0161al\u00e1t zo z\u00e1hrady.“ A Satan stvoril smotanov\u00fd dressing a cesnakov\u00fd toast ako pr\u00edlohu.
\nA mu\u017ei i \u017eeny si povolili opasky najmenej o jednu dierku a jedli pod\u013ea chuti. I re\u010die Boh: „dal som V\u00e1m predsa zeleninu a olivov\u00fd olej, aby ste si ju na \u0148om grilovali.“
\nA Satan pridal k tomu mal\u00e9 Brie a Camembertov\u00e9 syry, k\u00fasky hom\u00e1rov v masle a vysm\u00e1\u017ean\u00e9 kuracie nugetky, na ktor\u00e9 u\u017e bol potrebn\u00fd pomaly druh\u00fd tanier.
\nA hodnoty cholesterolu u \u013eud\u00ed st\u00fapli preve\u013emi. Boh teda stvoril tenisky na behanie aby jeho deti trochu schudli.
\nA Satan stvoril k\u00e1blov\u00fa telev\u00edziu a dia\u013ekov\u00e9 ovl\u00e1danie, aby sa \u010dlovek neob\u0165a\u017eoval choden\u00edm pri prep\u00ednan\u00ed. A mu\u017ei i \u017eeny sa smiali a plakali pred blikaj\u00facou obrazovkou a za\u010dali sa oblieka\u0165 do stre\u010dov\u00e9ho oble\u010denia.
\nI stvoril Boh zemiaky – bez tuku a bohat\u00e9 na drasl\u00edk a vitam\u00edny. A Satan odstr\u00e1nil zdrav\u00fa \u0161upku a urobil z nich \u010dipsy, ktor\u00e9 upiekol vo ve\u013ekom mno\u017estve \u017eivo\u010d\u00ed\u0161neho tuku a hojne posypal so\u013eou.
\nA \u010dlovek pribral e\u0161te nejak\u00e9 tie kil\u00e1.
\nI stvoril Boh chud\u00e9 m\u00e4so, aby prij\u00edmali jeho deti menej kal\u00f3ri\u00ed a boli s\u00fdte. A Satan stvoril McDonalda a Cheeseburgery za 99 centov. A potom sa sp\u00fdtal Satan: „Aj hranolky k tomu?“ A riekol \u010dlovek: „Iste, a e\u0161te jednu extra ve\u013ek\u00fa porciu majon\u00e9zy a ke\u010dupu!“
\nA riekol Satan „To je dobre.“
\nA \u010dlovek dostal infarkt myokardu.
\nA Boh sa zhrozil a stvoril \u0161tvorn\u00e1sobn\u00fd bypass na srdci.
\nA Satan vytvoril zdravotn\u00e9 pois\u0165ovne.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
… a Boh pokryl zem \u0161pen\u00e1tom, brokolicou, \u0161al\u00e1tom, zelenou, \u017eltou i \u010dervenou zeleninou ka\u017ed\u00e9ho druhu, aby mu\u017e a \u017eena dlho v zdrav\u00ed \u017eili. A Satan stvoril Algidu, Cart d or a Milku. A sp\u00fdtal sa: „E\u0161te p\u00e1r \u010dere\u0161ni\u010diek a orie\u0161kov na zmrzlinu?“ I odvetil mu\u017e „\u00c1no pros\u00edm“ a \u017eena pridala „Pre m\u0148a pros\u00edm e\u0161te tepl\u00e9 … \u010c\u00edta\u0165 viac<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":43,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[310],"class_list":["post-4792","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-adventna-modlitba","tag-vtipy-a-zabava-2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.e-anjelik.sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4792","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.e-anjelik.sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.e-anjelik.sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.e-anjelik.sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/43"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.e-anjelik.sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4792"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.e-anjelik.sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4792\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.e-anjelik.sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4792"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.e-anjelik.sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4792"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.e-anjelik.sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4792"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}