Na dnes – 25. 2. 13 n\u00e1m pripad\u00e1 nedo\u017eit\u00e1 65-ka v\u00ed\u0165azno- febru\u00e1rovo – smutno – p\u00f4stneho \u010dasu.
\nZaspom\u00ednajme si :<\/p>\n
De\u017eo, po\u010duli sme, \u017ee ty komunista chod\u00ed\u0161 do kostola?
\n-Nu\u017e chod\u00edm, pros\u00edm pekne…
\nA \u017ee sa tam aj modl\u00ed\u0161?
\nTak je, modl\u00edm sa…
\nAle ty vraj aj ukri\u017eovan\u00e9mu Kristovi nohy bozk\u00e1va\u0161?!
\nNu\u017e, bozk\u00e1vam, pros\u00edm pon\u00ed\u017eene…
\n A bozkal by si nohy aj s\u00fadruhovi Hus\u00e1kovi?
\nNo, keby bol ukri\u017eovan\u00fd, ur\u010dite!<\/p>\n
Akej n\u00e1rodnosti boli Adam a Eva?-
\np\u00fdtal sa ktosi kohosi za Gott walda.
\n\u010cechoslov\u00e1ci, prirodzene.
\nChodili nah\u00ed, hladovali a ke\u010f chceli jes\u0165, ukradli jablko…
\nNapriek tomu verili, \u017ee \u017eij\u00fa v raji.<\/p>\n
Ak\u00fd je rozdiel medzi jestvuj\u00facim a funguj\u00facim socializmom?
\n-Jestvuj\u00faci socializmus nefunguje.
\nA funguj\u00faci socializmus nejestvuje.<\/p>\n
Gottvald bol vyu\u010den\u00fd stol\u00e1r. Ke\u010f sa u\u010dil, pri\u0161iel k majstrovi a povedal, \u017ee by sa tie skrutky mohli vyr\u00e1ba\u0165 bez z\u00e1vitov.
\n-A to u\u017e pre\u010do?- op\u00fdtal s amajster.
\n-Tie z\u00e1vity prek\u00e1\u017eaj\u00fa pri zat\u013akan\u00ed, – vysvet\u013eoval Gottwald.
\nNa to robotn\u00edk jasnovidecky:
\nNo, ty to \u010faleko dotiahne\u0161…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Na dnes – 25. 2. 13 n\u00e1m pripad\u00e1 nedo\u017eit\u00e1 65-ka v\u00ed\u0165azno- febru\u00e1rovo – smutno – p\u00f4stneho \u010dasu. Zaspom\u00ednajme si : De\u017eo, po\u010duli sme, \u017ee ty komunista chod\u00ed\u0161 do kostola? -Nu\u017e chod\u00edm, pros\u00edm pekne… A \u017ee sa tam aj modl\u00ed\u0161? Tak je, modl\u00edm sa… Ale ty vraj aj ukri\u017eovan\u00e9mu Kristovi nohy bozk\u00e1va\u0161?! Nu\u017e, bozk\u00e1vam, pros\u00edm pon\u00ed\u017eene… … \u010c\u00edta\u0165 viac<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[161],"tags":[198],"class_list":["post-5230","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-vtipy-a-zabava","tag-spomienky"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.e-anjelik.sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5230","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.e-anjelik.sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.e-anjelik.sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.e-anjelik.sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/8"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.e-anjelik.sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5230"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.e-anjelik.sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5230\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.e-anjelik.sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5230"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.e-anjelik.sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5230"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.e-anjelik.sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5230"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}