{"id":5364,"date":"2013-04-15T12:52:37","date_gmt":"2013-04-15T12:52:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/e-anjelik.sk\/?p=5364"},"modified":"2025-07-18T17:41:39","modified_gmt":"2025-07-18T15:41:39","slug":"usmev-to-je-sanca-premenena","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.e-anjelik.sk\/index.php\/2013\/04\/15\/usmev-to-je-sanca-premenena\/","title":{"rendered":"\u00dasmev- to je \u0161anca premenen\u00e1"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>\u010co nezn\u00e1\u0161a diabol?-No- humor predsa!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Po ulici sa prech\u00e1dza zamyslen\u00fd k\u0148az.<br>\nPribehne k nemu chlap\u010dek, potiahne ho za reverendu a oslov\u00ed ho:<br>\n&#8211; Ujo!<br>\n&#8211; \u010co, m\u00f4j mal\u00fd?<br>\n&#8211; Ujo, vy ste teta?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8230;.<br>\n&#8211; P\u00e1n far\u00e1r, boli aj v raji mole?<br>\n&#8211; Ur\u010dite boli , syn m\u00f4j.<br>\n&#8211; A z \u010doho \u017eili, ke\u010f \u013eudia e\u0161te nenosili \u0161aty?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8230;..<br>\nH\u00e1daj\u00fa sa dvaja chlapci pred hodinou n\u00e1bo\u017eenstva:<br>\n-Poviem p\u00e1novi far\u00e1rovi, \u017ee si po mne h\u00e1dzal kamene!<br>\n&#8211; Ty si za\u010dal!<br>\n&#8211; \u00c1no, ale ja som \u0165a netrafil!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8230;&#8230;<br>\nP\u00fdta sa u\u010dite\u013e n\u00e1bo\u017eenstva svojich \u017eiakov:<br>\n-Ak\u00e9ho hriechu sa dopustil Adam?<br>\n&#8211; Zjedol ovocie zo zak\u00e1zan\u00e9ho stromu.<br>\n-A ako ho potrestal p\u00e1n Boh?<br>\n-Musel sa o\u017eeni\u0165 s Evou!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u010co nezn\u00e1\u0161a diabol?-No- humor predsa! Po ulici sa prech\u00e1dza zamyslen\u00fd k\u0148az. Pribehne k nemu chlap\u010dek, potiahne ho za reverendu a oslov\u00ed ho: &#8211; Ujo! &#8211; \u010co, m\u00f4j mal\u00fd? &#8211; Ujo, vy ste teta? &#8230;. &#8211; P\u00e1n far\u00e1r, boli aj v raji mole? &#8211; Ur\u010dite boli , syn m\u00f4j. &#8211; A z \u010doho \u017eili, ke\u010f \u013eudia &#8230; <a title=\"\u00dasmev- to je \u0161anca premenen\u00e1\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.e-anjelik.sk\/index.php\/2013\/04\/15\/usmev-to-je-sanca-premenena\/\" aria-label=\"Pre\u010d\u00edtajte si viac o \u00dasmev- to je \u0161anca premenen\u00e1\">\u010c\u00edta\u0165 viac<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[161],"tags":[310],"class_list":["post-5364","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-vtipy-a-zabava","tag-vtipy-a-zabava-2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.e-anjelik.sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5364","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.e-anjelik.sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.e-anjelik.sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.e-anjelik.sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/8"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.e-anjelik.sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5364"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.e-anjelik.sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5364\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":38184,"href":"https:\/\/www.e-anjelik.sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5364\/revisions\/38184"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.e-anjelik.sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5364"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.e-anjelik.sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5364"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.e-anjelik.sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5364"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}