Glob\u00e1lne hor\u00fa\u010davy<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Po glob\u00e1lnom oteplen\u00ed a glob\u00e1lnych povodniach udreli kone\u010dne aj glob\u00e1lne hor\u00fa\u010davy. Hor\u00faco je najm\u00e4 v \u010cesku, kde sa premi\u00e9rovi P. Ne\u010dasovi roztopila stoli\u010dka priamo pod zadkom. Niektor\u00ed z jeho najbli\u017e\u0161ieho okolia sa preto vybrali rovno do chl\u00e1dku.
Na Slovensku zaliezli do dier najm\u00e4 minister Glv\u00e1\u010d a v porad\u00ed druh\u00fd gener\u00e1lny prokur\u00e1tor, vl\u010diak \u010ci\u017en\u00e1r. Zvolil si ho s\u00e1m Smer a jeho vodca, lebo ho bude s\u00farne potrebova\u0165, ke\u010f sa jeho \u010derven\u00e9 \u010di\u017emi\u010dky zmenia na\u201c \u010dierne \u010di\u017emy od \u010di\u017en\u00e1ra\u201c . \u017de je naozajstn\u00fd vl\u010diak dok\u00e1zal t\u00fdm, \u017ee si zahryzol aj do vlastn\u00e9ho jazyka a najm\u00e4 do stoli\u010dky gener\u00e1lnej prokurat\u00fary, ktor\u00e1 je pod\u013ea Fico\u0161\u00edka v dezol\u00e1tnom stave.
Ten, kto sa ani najmenej nehanb\u00ed a je st\u00e1le na prudkom v\u00fdsln\u00ed, je star\u00fd uj , prezident. Zobral v\u0161etko do vlastn\u00fdch r\u00fak. Slnie\u010dko na \u00fastavnom s\u00fade a zape\u010den\u00e9 sen\u00e1ty mu nesta\u010dia, \u00fastavu si vyklad\u00e1 s\u00e1m.
Slovo vymen\u00fava – ch\u00e1pe ako nevymen\u00fava. Ak raz bude ma\u0165 vymenova\u0165 nov\u00fa vl\u00e1du, tak ju nevymenuje a nech\u00e1 si v spotenej papr\u010dke v\u0161etky pr\u00e1vomoci: \u00fastavodarn\u00fa, vl\u00e1dnu, s\u00fadnu i v\u00fdkonn\u00fa, ako najvy\u0161\u0161ie stojaci ujo. M\u00f4\u017ee za to slnko, prudko pra\u017eiace na jeho lebku.
Od hor\u00fa\u010dav sa zapiekol mnoh\u00fdm aj rozum, aj charakter. Doteraz zamrznut\u00e1 opoz\u00edcia sa zase rozt\u00e1pa. Slnko neoby\u010dajne pomohlo majite\u013eovi oby\u010dajn\u00fdch \u013eud\u00ed. Ich \u0161\u00e9f , ktor\u00fd sa doteraz javil ako pripe\u010den\u00fd, zhorel \u00faplne a silno pri tom nasmradil, lebo a\u017e doteraz Fikovi veril viac, ako slnku na nebi.
Ak bude slnko takto svieti\u0165 a p\u00e1li\u0165 aj na\u010falej, mo\u017eno aj pravda sa p\u00f4jde opa\u013eova\u0165 a vyjde kone\u010dne na slnko. Ja ur\u010dite p\u00f4jdem teraz do chl\u00e1dku.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Glob\u00e1lne hor\u00fa\u010davy Po glob\u00e1lnom oteplen\u00ed a glob\u00e1lnych povodniach udreli kone\u010dne aj glob\u00e1lne hor\u00fa\u010davy. Hor\u00faco je najm\u00e4 v \u010cesku, kde sa premi\u00e9rovi P. Ne\u010dasovi roztopila stoli\u010dka priamo pod zadkom. Niektor\u00ed z jeho najbli\u017e\u0161ieho okolia sa preto vybrali rovno do chl\u00e1dku. Na Slovensku zaliezli do dier najm\u00e4 minister Glv\u00e1\u010d a v porad\u00ed druh\u00fd gener\u00e1lny prokur\u00e1tor, vl\u010diak \u010ci\u017en\u00e1r. … \u010c\u00edta\u0165 viac<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[220],"class_list":["post-5413","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-adventna-modlitba","tag-fuj-ton"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.e-anjelik.sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5413","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.e-anjelik.sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.e-anjelik.sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.e-anjelik.sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/8"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.e-anjelik.sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5413"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.e-anjelik.sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5413\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":38198,"href":"https:\/\/www.e-anjelik.sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5413\/revisions\/38198"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.e-anjelik.sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5413"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.e-anjelik.sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5413"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.e-anjelik.sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5413"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}