13 d\u00f4vodov, pre ktor\u00e9 chod\u00edm na futbal <\/p>\n
Ned\u00e1vno skon\u010den\u00fd Mundial 2014, majstrovstv\u00e1 sveta vo futbale v Braz\u00edlii ma len utvrdili v tom, \u017ee na futbal budem chodi\u0165 aj na\u010falej. M\u00e1m na to nieko\u013eko d\u00f4vodov:<\/p>\n
1. Na futbale sa v\u0161etci v modlia. V h\u013eadisku i na ihrisku. Pred z\u00e1pasom, aj po\u010das neho. Jedna \u010das\u0165 fan\u00fa\u0161ikov sa modl\u00ed, aby ich hr\u00e1\u010di dali g\u00f3l, druh\u00e1 \u010das\u0165 sa modl\u00ed za to, aby g\u00f3l nedostali.<\/p>\n
2. Mnoh\u00ed hr\u00e1\u010di sa pre\u017eehn\u00e1vaj\u00fa a d\u00e1vaj\u00fa tak arabsko- \u00e1zijsko-africk\u00fdm man\u010daftom a n\u00e1rodom na vedomie, \u017ee ich bohovia s\u00fa nuly. <\/p>\n
Pozn. T\u00fato trad\u00edciu pre\u017eehn\u00e1vania za\u010dal ako prv\u00fd slovensk\u00fd futbalista Ladislav Petr\u00e1\u0161 pr\u00e1ve v Ju\u017enej Amerike, kde ju prijali a odtia\u013e sa roz\u0161\u00edrila do cel\u00e9ho sveta. Okrem Slovenska. Doma neni nikto prorokom.<\/p>\n
3. Ke\u010f s\u00fa hr\u00e1\u010di faulovan\u00ed, zbo\u017ene dv\u00edhaj\u00fa o\u010di k nebes\u00e1m a d\u00e1vaj\u00fa tak najavo, \u017ee ned\u00fafaj\u00fa v zemsk\u00fdch sudcov. <\/p>\n
4. Niektor\u00ed diskutuj\u00fa s rozhodcami bez oh\u013eadu na n\u00e1rodnos\u0165 a jazyk. Hovoria r\u00f4znymi jazykmi a dv\u00edhaj\u00fa ruky k nebu. Na futbale je glosolatina be\u017en\u00e1.<\/p>\n
5. Futbalisti s\u00fa ve\u013emi skromn\u00ed. V\u0161etk\u00fdm sta\u010d\u00ed iba jedna lopta.<\/p>\n
6. Futbalisti s\u00fa ve\u013emi dobroprajan\u00ed, \u010dasto daj\u00fa s\u00faperovi aj svoj vlastn\u00fd dres a odch\u00e1dzaj\u00fa iba vo svojich potetovan\u00fdch zvr\u0161koch.<\/p>\n
7. Aj fan\u00fa\u0161ikovia s\u00fa doproprajn\u00ed k s\u00faperom, \u010dasto skanduj\u00fa: Dajte im e\u0161te jeden!<\/p>\n
9. Div\u00e1ci s\u00fa aj ve\u013emi horliv\u00ed. Radi spievaj\u00fa hymny a chor\u00e1ly, p\u00edskaj\u00fa, bubnuj\u00fa a tancuj\u00fa. Iba niekotr\u00ed p\u00e1lia trib\u00fany a kadia Molochovi.<\/p>\n
10. Fan\u00fa\u0161ikovia maj\u00fa staros\u0165 o zdravie rozhodcov, preto \u010dasto zborovo skanduj\u00fa: sudcovi mrkvu!<\/p>\n
11. Rozhodcovia u\u010dia hr\u00e1\u010dov neopl\u00e1ca\u0165 zl\u00fdm za zl\u00e9, ale ponecha\u0165 v\u0161etko s\u00fadu a hnevu rozhodcov.<\/p>\n
12. Rozhodcom napokon v\u0161etci uveria, aj ke\u010f robia \u010dasto divn\u00e9 veci.<\/p>\n
13. Po z\u00e1pase hr\u00e1\u010dom povedia: Podajte si ruky a roz\u00ed\u010fte sa v pokoji!
\n Napokon sa v\u0161etci obj\u00edmaj\u00fa.
\n Preto do futbalov\u00fdch n\u00e1dhern\u00fdch st\u00e1nkov pr\u00eddu v\u0161etci o t\u00fd\u017ede\u0148 znovu. <\/p>\n
Niekto mo\u017eno povie: Pre\u010do, ke\u010f sa tam vlastne deje st\u00e1le to ist\u00e9 a chlieb aj tak lacnej\u0161\u00ed nebude? Je to proste svetov\u00e9 n\u00e1bo\u017eenstvo.<\/p>\n
Na z\u00e1ver e\u0161te defin\u00edcia futbalu , ako ju vyslovil ktor\u00fdsi renomovan\u00fd hr\u00e1\u010d: \u201dFutbal je hra dvoch mu\u017estiev po 11 hr\u00e1\u010dov, v ktorej napokon vyhraj\u00fa v\u017edy Nemci\u201d. <\/p>\n
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